Shock Worx Can Cooler

“If You’re Not Breaking Parts” Retro Beverage Cooler

Keep your drink cold while your parts, budget, and common sense are all hanging on by a thread.

The Shock Worx Can Cooler is built for garage nights, trail days, race weekends, and those beautiful moments when someone says, “Send it,” and everyone immediately knows something expensive is about to happen.

One side features the vintage Shock Worx banquet mountain logo, giving it that classic shop-meets-cold-drink feel. The other side says what every off-road person has thought at least once: “If you’re not breaking parts, you’re not trying hard enough.” Is it good advice? Depends who’s paying for the repairs.

The durable polyester exterior keeps the print looking sharp, while the soft foam liner helps grip your can and keep your drink chilled. It’s lightweight, easy to pack, and ready for the cooler, glove box, tool cart, camp chair, or wherever you keep your “hydration strategy.”

Available for regular and slim cans, because some people drink soda, some people drink sparkling water, and some people just need something cold after replacing the same part twice.

Why You’ll Like It

• Two-sided Shock Worx design with vintage shop energy
• Durable 100% polyester exterior with vibrant edge-to-edge print
• Soft 100% foam liner for grip and insulation
• Helps keep cans cold while you make warm financial decisions
• Lightweight and easy to toss in a cooler, truck, toolbox, or camp bag
• Available in regular and slim can sizes
• Great for garage hangs, trail rides, race weekends, camping, and post-repair victory drinks

Size Options

• Regular: 3.5" x 4.3"
• Slim: 3.5" x 6"

Material Details

• Exterior: 100% polyester
• Interior: 100% black foam liner
• Designed for a secure, comfortable grip

Care Instructions

• Wipe with a damp cloth
• Air dry
• Use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
• Do not throw it in the dishwasher unless you also enjoy replacing things that didn’t need replacing